The straight poop

I received the preliminary report on the possibility of creating a forest greenhouse at the North Pole.

The report basically set out what needs to be studied. The figures we have are all tentative, and much more data is needed before any conclusion can be reached.

I was amused by one area.

Under possible resources, the same items appeared under both potential sources of energy and fertilizer: the reindeer.

It took me a moment to realize what they meant.

Yes, they do generate plenty of “sources” of energy!