A cover that will work

Falling space debris. That’s how the Canadian government explained yesterday’s “close encounter” with three jets.

I am grateful for the help I get from contacts in various governments.

Canada. The United States. Norway. Sweden. Finland. Great Britain. Ireland. Russia.

They have all helped me in recent years to cover for mishaps.

A certain Canadian minister is going to get something extra nice in his stocking this year.

As for Rudolph’s nose, the research elves are busy trying to come up with a solution. The Canadian government can come up with a good cover for a spotted sleigh, but we haven't found one for that remarkable nose yet.

Poor Rudolph: His gift is also his curse!